I've been collecting lots of jokes thanks to my friends on the internet....since I'm a "Senior Citizen" this is one of my favorites....
The $2.99 Special
A man took his wife to a restaurant where the "seniors" special was two eggs, bacon,hash browns and toast for $2.99.
"Sounds good," his wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress said.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" the wife asked incredulously.
"Yes," stated the waitress.
"I'll take the special," the wife said.
"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.
"Raw and in the shell," the wife replied. She took the eggs home and baked a cake.
Moral of the story....DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!
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