Today's Words of Wit

This was a joke I heard this morning from the pulpit of a new church I attended...

A priest, A Baptist Minister and a Rabbi were all standing by the side of a river fishing when a car came barreling down the road. All of a sudden a big sign made the driver slam on his brakes. The sign said: "Turn around. The end is near." The driver rolled down his window and yelled at the three clergymen...."I'm sick and tired of all you religious people talking about the end times. leave me alone!" and with that he drove on down the road.
All of a sudden the three clergy heard a squealing of brakes and a big splash. The rabbi turned to the two Christians and said: "See I told you we should have just written: bridge out!"