Today's Words of Wit

I can't help it..I do love those blonde jokes (even though I am a "bottle blonde")

IN A VACUUM

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night....it was her turn. She tolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was: "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

DISNEYLAND OR BUST

Two blondes were going to Disneyland. They were driving on the interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT.

they started cryign and turned around and went home.