I got this over the internet from my friend Betty Brown and had to share them with you..
The Economy Is So Bad ......
I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf
If the bank returns yuour check marked "insufficient funds" you call them and ask if they eant you or them.
Hot Wheels and matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
And finally...the best of all..........................
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!
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