Today's Words of Wit

I received this from my good friend in Utah, Lola Brown and I just had to pass it on.....I know all you gals will relate...unfortunately!!!

WHAT RELIGION IS YOUR BRA?

A man walked into the ladies department of Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to uy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man. "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, thee are really only four types of bras to choose from," she continued.

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked aboaut the differences between them.

The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic typesupport the masses; The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen; The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills."

Have you ever wondered why A,B,C,D,DD,E,F,G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why but coudn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you become informed!

A --- almost boobs
B ---barely there
C---can't complain
D---Dang!
E---Enormous!
F---Fake
G---get a reduction
H---Help me! I've fallen and I can't get up!

They forgot the German bra: HOLTZEMFROMFLOPPEN!